{"id":131,"date":"2014-01-20T10:22:28","date_gmt":"2014-01-20T10:22:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/worldofgrey.com\/?p=131"},"modified":"2017-10-05T13:55:48","modified_gmt":"2017-10-05T13:55:48","slug":"toddler-or-fraternity-house-same-difference","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/worldofgrey.com\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"Toddler or Fraternity House? Same difference."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve come to the realization that living with a toddler is pretty much the same as living with a fraternity house. Not *in* a fraternity house, but if you actual take an entire fraternity house and consolidate all the people and activities into one tiny body, you have a toddler.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">&gt;&gt;Poop, pee and vomit can happen anywhere, anytime and -on occasion- simultaneously.<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;Unintelligible words or phrases are the norm.<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;Pay no attention to where you drop crumbs or leave partially eaten food. This food is fair game to be polished off any time you re-discover it.<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;Clothing is optional. And, when choosing an outfit, it need not match. Or be clean\/free of stains. In fact, the hamper is an endless resource for fashion choices.<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;If something isn&#8217;t broken, break it by throwing it at someone or trying to ride it.<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;Falling down happens a lot.<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;Fight sleep.\u00a0 There&#8217;s way too much fun to be had at 2 am.<br \/>\n&gt;&gt;Most messes can be dealt with by ignoring them until someone else cleans them up. Alternatively, you can toss a blanket over it.<br \/>\n&gt;&gt; Live like no one is watching, but know that everything you do is probably being recorded on a smart phone and can be uploaded to social media at any time for the amusement of others.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/worldofgrey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/046.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-137\" alt=\"046\" src=\"http:\/\/worldofgrey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/046.jpg\" width=\"464\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"http:\/\/worldofgrey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/046.jpg 580w, http:\/\/worldofgrey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/046-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 464px) 100vw, 464px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve come to the realization that living with a toddler is pretty much the same as living with a fraternity house. Not *in* a fraternity house, but if you actual take an entire fraternity house and consolidate all the people and activities into one tiny body, you have a toddler. &gt;&gt;Poop, pee and vomit can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/worldofgrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/worldofgrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/worldofgrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worldofgrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worldofgrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/worldofgrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":142,"href":"http:\/\/worldofgrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions\/142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/worldofgrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worldofgrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/worldofgrey.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}